Things that must go
X96's morning radio show (Radio from Hell), has a fabulous segment they do every Wednesday entitled "Things That Must Go." One week it will be the DJs' list of things that must go, the next week they read the lists of listeners. As I have been a fan of Radio From Hell (Kerry, Bill and Gina) for many years (5), I have heard many lists and many things that just really need to go. I consider this segment absolutely fabulous, as it reminds me that pretty much everyone (at least those who listen to a show called "Radio From Hell") is easily irritated, onrery and grumpy like me.

And now, I bring you my current Top 5 list of Things That Must Go. Enjoy.

5. Drivers that block an entire lane in a parking lot with their blinker on, waiting for someone currently loading their car to leave so they can take their spot. You are causing a major traffic jam by doing that, so unless you have small kids or a wheelchair, keep on drivin'. It won't kill you to walk another few feet to the store. God gave you legs for a reason.

4. Hotel guests who insist on 5 wakeup calls every 10 minutes. I am not a freakin' snooze button. There is one of those on the alarm clock in your room.

3. People with pimped out monster trucks who never tow or haul anything. W-A-S-T-E.

2. The entire Alliance guild Misfit Toys on the Emerald Dream World of Warcraft server. 'Nuff said.

1. The construction company that blocks our driveway every morning then swears at us when we ask them to move. We've done this same dance every morning all summer! This is not brand new information!